var how_many_links = 46;
var link = Math.floor(Math.random()*how_many_links)
link += 1


if (link==1)
{
	text="It's not feminists who have moved women forward, it's supermodels who pose nude.";
	url="october12,1997.htm";
}

if (link==2)
{
	text="Can female beauty cure disease?";
	url="March5,2000.htm";
}

if (link==3)
{
	text="It's not a woman's breasts that men like, it's a woman showing her breasts that men like.";
	url="october6,1997.htm";
}

if (link==4)
{
	text="The horrifying lesson of Columbine High, and the incidents like it, which we're all refusing to learn, is that, unfortunately, a few of our children are learning what they're being taught.";
	url="April24,1999.htm";
}

if (link==5)
{
	text="Women now have the right to go naked from the waist up if they so desire.";
	url="october26,1997.htm";
}

if (link==6)
{
	text="Naked newscasters no longer just a fantasy.";
	url="December18,2000.htm";
}

if (link==7)
{
	text="What is feminism's real purpose?";
	url="october7,1997.htm";
}

if (link==8)
{
	text="What if the face you'd always looked up to - the face of moral authority, of gentle wisdom, and of beauty - belonged to a woman posing placidly  & completely nude?";
	url="october12,1997.htm";
}

if (link==9)
{
	text="It's not depravity but heroism that makes nudity possible.";
	url="october21,1997.htm";
}

if (link==10)
{
	text="Beautiful young women are attacked - often viciously & horribly - simply because they are beautiful.";
	url="october31,1997.htm";
}
 
if (link==11)
{
	text="Topless in the Old West...";
	url="november2,1997.htm";
}

if (link==12)
{
	text="The Topless Tourist...";
	url="november4,1997.htm";
}

if (link==13)
{
	text="Environmentalism is a crock...";
	url="november9,1997.htm";
}

if (link==14)
{
	text="Our war vets' great virtue was not self-sacrifice, it was the exact opposite...";
	url="november11,1997.htm";
}

if (link==15)
{
	text="A testament to the awesome power in a pretty woman's tits....";
	url="november13,1997.htm";
}

if (link==16)
{
	text="The superhero of the female world: the supermodel...";
	url="november16,1997.htm";
}

if (link==17)
{
	text="TOO sexy?...";
	url="november23,1997.htm";
}

if (link==18)
{
	text="Perfect female beauty makes a perfect mirror...";
	url="november30,1997.htm";
}

if (link==19)
{
	text="My CREDO...";
	url="october3,1997.htm";
}

if (link==20)
{
	text="Teaching female beauty in school?";
	url="october2,1997.htm";
}

if (link==21)
{
	text="Kept out of school for drawing naked ladies...";
	url="october7,1997.htm";
}

if (link==22)
{
	text="A naked woman from my childhood...";
	url="january4,1998.htm";
}

if (link==23)
{
	text="Beauty sells, not sex...";
	url="january11,1998.htm";
}

if (link==24)
{
	text="Lurid illustration...";
	url="january12,1998.htm";
}

if (link==25)
{
	text="The naughty nurse...";
	url="january18,1998.htm";
}

if (link==26)
{
	text="The long striptease...";
	url="february1,1998.htm";
}

if (link==27)
{
	text="Victoria's Secret and the Apollo moon missions...";
	url="february2,1998.htm";
}

if (link==28)
{
	text="Women's bodies are like perfect jewels...";
	url="february5,1998.htm";
}

if (link==29)
{
	text="A nude fashion show...";
	url="february8,1998.htm";
}

if (link==30)
{
	text="Win $100 !";
	url="february13,1998.htm";
}

if (link==31)
{
	text="Love of female beauty is precisely what encourages men to see that women are not just bodies, but minds as well.";
	url="february21,1998.htm";
}

if (link==32)
{
	text="Should little boys be allowed to see pictures of naked women?";
	url="february28,1998.htm";
}

if (link==33)
{
	text="Is anything more interesting than women's breasts?";
	url="march1,1998.htm";
}

if (link==34)
{
	text="The ultimate statement in female beauty.";
	url="march7,1998.htm";
}

if (link==35)
{
	text="A beautiful woman's dream comes true.";
	url="march24,1998.htm";
}

if (link==36)
{
	text="An Explanation for the Schoolyard Shootings in Jonesboro, Arkansas.";
	url="march28,1998.htm";
}

if (link==37)
{
	text="Men Are Sexy Without Even Knowing It.";
	url="april19,1998.htm";
}

if (link==38)
{
	text="Topless Talent...";
	url="april26,1998.htm";
}

if (link==39)
{
	text="Planet of the Naked Babes...";
	url="may3,1998.htm";
}

if (link==40)
{
	text="Can female beauty be measured?";
	url="July6,2002.htm";
}

if (link==41)
{
	text="What is The Philosophy of Female Beauty?";
	url="July9,2002.htm";
}

if (link==42)
{
	text="Can a beautiful woman be brilliant enough to save the world?";
	url="July20,2002.htm";
}

if (link==43)
{
	text="How do you get a beautiful woman to take off her clothes?";
	url="August7,2002.htm";
}

if (link==44)
{
	text="What makes beautiful women destroy themselves?";
	url="January2,2003.htm";
}

if (link==45)
{
	text="Is female beauty a male drug?";
	url="February8,2003.htm";
}

if (link==46)
{
	text="It's not fear of failure that inspires opposition to genetic engineering, it's hatred of success.";
	url="January15,2000.htm";
}

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